Prayer for the stressed

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change,

The courage to change the things I can not accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give my 100% at work.

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

05% on Friday.

Help me to remember that when I am having a really
bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 muscles to extend my middle
finger and tell them to BITE ME!