The Pit

A person with same-sex attraction fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.

A religious fundamentalist came along, and said:
"You deserve your pit."

A psychologist came along and said:
"Accept your pit, that way you'll be happy."

A religious liberal came along and said:
"Your pit is God's beautiful gift to you."

A gay activist came along and said:
"Fight for the right to stay in your pit."

An empathist came along and said:
"I really feel for you in that pit."

A researcher came along and said:
"What an interesting pit."

A politician came along and said:
"Discrimination against pits is illegal."

A charismatic Christian came along and said:
“Just confess you're not in that pit."

Respectable people came along and said:
"We don't associate with pit-dwellers."

His mother came along and said:
"It's your father's fault you're in that pit."

His father came along and said:
"It's your mother's fault you're in that pit."

His wife came along and said:
"It's all my fault you're in that pit."

But Jesus, seeing the man, loved him,
and reaching into the pit put his arms
around him and pulled him out..