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1. What is a four letter word that ends in k and means the same thing as intercourse?

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman only has two of?

3. What can you find in a mans pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and woman love it so much that they often blow it?

4. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

5. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one , you can use your hands?

6. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts and can make a girl fat?

7. What is it that all men have one of, is longer on some men then others, and a man gives to his wife after they're married?


Answers:
1. talk

2. legs

3. a twenty dollar bill

4. firetruck

5. fork

6. almond joy candy bar

7. last name