THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS

Indecision is the key to flexibility.
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There is always one more son-of-a-b---- than you counted on.
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There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
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Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
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Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
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Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
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The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.
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The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
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Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
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Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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I have seen the truth and it makes no sense
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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This is probably as bad as it can get, but don’t count on it.
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If you think that there’s good in everyone, you haven’t met everyone.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets
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