Nothing comes from nothing....and nothing ever will

Democracy is that form of government where
everybody gets what the majority deserves.

Diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to
"get lost" in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else
have your way.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy"
until you find a large enough rock.

Do not believe in miracles,
rely on them.

Do someone a favor and
it becomes your job.

Do whatever your enemies
do not want you to do.

Doing a good job around here is like
wetting your pants in a dark suit;
you get a warm feeling, but nobody notices.

Don't be irreplaceable;
if you cannot be replaced,
you cannot be promoted.

Don't be so open minded
that your brain falls out.